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4.10 citizen knope / 5.22 are you better off? / 6.19 flu season 2

Watch out for that fence.

Why did it take me so long to realize this? There are no consequences to my actions anymore! No matter what I do literally nothing bad can happen to me. I’m like a white male U.S. senator.

I’m not afraid of cops. I have no reason to be I never break any laws, ever, because I’m deathly afraid of cops.